Tuesday, May 6, 2008

WHY OGRES GOOD

OGRES BIG AN STRONG. SOME OGRES SMART. I SMART OGRE. I GOOD AT TELLING BOUT STUFF. DAT MEANS OGRES GOOD AT TELLING STUFF. BIG AN STRONG AN SMART MAKES OGRES GOOD AT LOTSA STUFF. WE GOOD AT SMASHIN', WE LIKE SMASHIN'. WE GOOD AT SPELLZ AN DAT STUFF TOO. OGRES MAKE GOOD MAGES AN 'LOCKS. WE SMACK DA DEMONS GOOD TO MAKE DEM DO STUFF FOR US.

ME LIKE BEING SMART OGRE. OTHER OGRES GIVE GLORDAK RESPECT NOW, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT DAT WORD MEANS. THEY THINK ME KING. I NOT KING, DWARF FRIEND KING. OLD WISE ONE AT DA CIRCLE OF BLOOD SAID SO, SO IT GOTTA BE TRUE. DWARF FRIEND KILLED LOTSA GRONN AN FREED DA OGRES. DATS WHAT MAKES HIM KING.

DWARF KING IS GOOD. ME LIKE HIM, HE HELP OUT DA OGRES A LOT. HE KILL DEMONS BETTER THAN ANY OGRE I SEEN. HE GOOD AT FLYING HIS DRAGON TOO AN GOOD AT HUNTING DA DRAGONS THAT FLY AROUND OGRI'LA. HE LIKE TO BE CALLED "DRAGON HUNTER" BUT WE JUST CALL HIM DWARF KING.

HE LIKE DA OGRES TOO. HE GIVE US LOTSA SHINY CRYSTALS, MAKES OGRES SMARTER. HE DO LOTS OF OTHER STUFF FOR US. HE MAKE OGRES BETTER BY BEING KING. HE A REASON WHY OGRES GOOD.

ME GO NOW. BYE.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

>.>

So like..I'm exalted with Ogri'la and the ogres there love me. Some of the ogres in blade's edge even call me their queen. And then sometimes I have to kill said ogres for various reasons (Like helping people with quests. Said ogres are neutral to me, but not to everyone) and then those ogres tell me I was a bad queen. I don't believe them though.

<.<

Anonymous said...

DERE IS LOTSA KINGS AN QUEENS OF DA OGRES. DWARF KING JUST DA ONE I LIKE MOST. HE DA ONE DAT HELP ME GET SMART. DAT MAKE HIM MY FIRST FRIEND. FACT DAT HE KING JUST MAKE IT BETTER. ME IS SURE YOU MAKE GOOD QUEEN TOO. ME JUST NEVER MET YOU. DATS ALL.

ME GO NOW. BYE.

Tox said...

Ya, don't mind Glordak there, he's just overly loyal to me ;) And I totally know what you're talking about with the ogre killings, they're just upset that they're dying though, so I wouldn't worry about that too much.

Good Hunting,
Tox