'ello, c'est moi, François. Zis will be ze first, but not ze last, post by me. I am, 'ow you say...full of excrement, non? I am zo glad to be a part of ze Toxnation, and am proud to be ze primary miner and blacksmis for it.
I 'ave made it to Norsrend, and am ztarting wis ze 'owling Fjord. Zer are many sings for me to do out zere, and I am enjoying ze time spent 'ere.
Zough you may not take me zeriously, I am ztill ze 'arbinger of deas. Zat's correct, you 'eard me. 'arbinger of deas. I am ze spec of blood, and bazically zat means zat when I finish wis a battle, I have drained enough 'ealth from my opponents to be fully 'ealed when zey die. It iz, 'ow you say...enjoyable. I am full of ze lust for killing, and I bring ze pain.
I am fully aware zat a deas-gnome zat is ze français is, as zey say, a ridiculous idea. Be certain zat I am dead zerious when I zay zese sings. I am no ordinary deas-gnome. I am one zat iz destined for great zings. I shall be one of ze 'eroes of Norsrend. Zey will zay my name in 'ushed whizpers, and ze shildren will be wide-eyed in ze awe and amazement.
Or at leazt zat iz what ze great Vantox 'as told me. Frankly, I don't 'ave ze care to do everysing 'e tells me about, all I want to really do iz explore ze great unknown, discovering zings I did not know about myzelf, filling in my mizzing past. Oh, I forgot to tell you, I 'ad a case of ze amnesia, ze "scrouge" sing zat 'appened to moi. All I know iz zat I am french, or at least zat iz what zey tell me, and zey laugh at my accent, but it matters not, I am what I am and zat's all zat I am.
Monsieur Vantox was ze first person to talk to moi after ze creation of ze Knights of ze Ebon Blade. 'E was kind enough to offer me a zpot in ze Toxnation, and after a bit of ze encouragement 'e convinced me to do ze post. And 'ere I am, wis ze wind at my back and ze zails full, I am ready to take on ze world and bring mizery to ze enemies zat I find.
You 'ave been warned. Ztay out of my way, but if you don't I'll probably be ze nicezt little person zat you come acrozz. Beware my kindnezz.
And wis zat, I bid you ze farewell.... for now.
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